Trials and tribulations of a college graduate ...

who bartends full time and hasn't gotten that dream job that was promised after graduating school...
Wed Feb 18

the lil name thing…

whatchu call me? 1. YOUR REAL NAME: Amanda Mae 2. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother and father middle name) Josephine Allan 3. NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad) Jerry William…wait why am i a dude now? 4. STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name) Staam 5. DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal) Pink Cat 6. SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born) Mae Mt. Greenwood 7. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add “THE” to the beginning) The Black Budlight hahaha 8. FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name) amrk 9. STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie) Peppermint Oreo 10. PORN NAME: (1st pet’s name, street you grew up on) Lacey Albany haha 11. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of last name plus izzle) Staizzle 13.YOUR IRAQI.. NAME:(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last ) MA 14. YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Millie 15. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy) Paris Blow Pop…hahaha the best one by far